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My wife is always asking for money
$200 one day, $150 the next, $125 after that.
"That's crazy," my friend said, "what does she do with it all?"
"I don't know," I said. "I never give her any."

Everytime I meet a girl who can cook like my
Mother...She looks like my Father.

My wife went to the beauty shop and got
a mud pack. For two days she looked beautiful.
Then the mud feel off.

I've been married for thirty years and I'm still
in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds
out, she'll kill me.